Rzhachnye congratulations for the new year. Let the New Year be both high, and drive, and luxury

When meeting the New Year, you can, and you should have great fun. After all, how do you meet coming year- so you will! Therefore, the guests compete in witty jokes and the most fun and funny New Year's greetings. Such funny wishes will be appreciated by all those present. And in order not to look for them and not to invent them, we made a selection of such cool, comic, funny congratulations happy New Year in verse and prose, for relatives, friends and colleagues at a corporate party.

I wish you in the New Year to live without grief and worries!

Short funny congratulations on the New Year in verse

Money - so that the chickens do not peck,
Health - like snowflakes outside the window,
So that the whole family rests in the South,
Happy New Year, nothing else!

We plowed like horses
At work whole year.
Deserved! And today
Let's get off people!
From the bottom of my heart I wish you
Relax like never before.
Happy New Year!
Be happy friends!

I wish you a New Year
Live without grief and worries!
Do not go all year to the pharmacy,
Pay off all mortgages
Travel to the Bahamas more often
Don't make drama out of problems
And do not accumulate resentment
Life will become easier immediately!

Herring under a fur coat
On the holiday table
great student,
Salad "Olivier".
Shampoo, tangerines,
Sandwich with caviar…
There is no tastier picture -
We welcome the New Year!

I certainly congratulate
Glorious Russian our people
For two weeks everyone meets
Only in Russia New Year!

I want Santa Claus
Gave you everything
Money and gifts!
In general, ... ask him!

Wishing you a lot in the New Year
But I want to say in short:
Let the year be like compote -
Very rich and sweet!

Congratulations, Happy New Year to you!
We wish you much happiness at this finest hour,
Strength, vigor, health and cheerful eyes,
New Year's adventures and other pranks!

Fir trees are decorated, plates are arranged,
Candles burn and crystal sparkles,
Appetizers are ready, salads are dressed,
This is where the new January begins.
I wish to say to each other: "Happy New Year!"
Not virtually, but looking into the eyes.

What do you wish for the New Year?
An easy life without worries?
Maybe happiness and fun
Weddings, money, housewarming?
You will have "this and that"
There will be a ticket in the summer,
Lottery tickets...
And hot meatballs
Waiting for you on the stove...
The main thing is not to lose heart!

It's good that not all New Year's wishes come true! Where would we get so many?

Colleagues, rejoice! We are all looking forward to the holidays!

Cool congratulations Happy New Year to colleagues at work, at corporate parties in poetry and prose

Colleagues, on the eve of the New Year, I want to wish you fabulous salaries, magical working conditions and bosses who will always be in a wonderful mood! Let your experience and knowledge become more valuable than any riches. But if someone decides to buy them - bargain to the last!

For the upcoming New Year
Colleagues it's time to wish
Less hard work
More pleasant salaries!

Let customers get smarter
The staff will be nice
Let the authorities praise, cherish,
And work will become easier than play!

Colleagues! Well, another year has passed when we all worked hard together!

I wish that in the New Year we not only work nicely, but also get nice money! Let them be exactly as many as each of us wants! Then we'll see which of us is the most greedy. Happy New Year!

Dear co-workers, beauties forever,
For husbands you are companions, but for us colleagues.
Happy new year to come
We congratulate you
Here's what we want in 2019:

Do not get sick, do not lose heart
Good food, long sleep
Dress up, buy
be surprised, surprise
Get prettier and younger
And warm us with a smile!

Dear colleague! I had an amazing dream today: in it you win a huge amount of cash in the lottery, your boss gives you his place, and the most famous director gives you the lead role in his film. I sincerely congratulate you on the New Year and wish that the dream turns out to be prophetic

We sit in New Year we are in the company of a sweetheart,
And dumplings and beer warm our souls.
Colleagues are all dancing and the tree is on fire,
The head of all is more beautiful, but looks askance.

He looks angrily and puffs gloomily,
Let's not ruin our careers!
Let's dance to the authorities, sing about the Christmas tree,
Colleagues, rejoice! We are all looking forward to the holidays!

We have a team, and there are enough women,
I would like more, what perishing to dissemble.
What beauties, milady and miss,
You look clearly, and every whim.

Let's do it today! All food for you
And we say toasts to you, because women are class!
In short, colleagues, let's leave aside,
We lyric this, but just congratulate.

Each other today, to the full pouring!
Hooray, Happy New Year! Family team!

Dear male colleagues! May each of you become an object of close attention in the coming year. female attention and will receive as much money as snowflakes fall in snowy winter. We wish you the best weather forecasts and exchange rates, festive mood and excellent good health. You will need it today, oh how you need it

We can mix up our affairs,
To be on the carpet at the authorities,
At work, as if drinking in the forest:
They gave a tree - you cut it, and that's it!
We are the most important workers here,
And at lunch, during the break, we rest.
That's what it means - colleagues. And we are not expected
Lonely weekdays with cold tea.
The team is strength, and in the New Year
I am glad to congratulate you all. Let it bring you
Respect, happiness, good luck this fresh New Year.

In the new year, I want to wish my colleagues to be just as open, hospitable, flexible, collected. So that all production plans are within your reach.

Of course, Grandfather Frost, in the form of the leadership of our company, let him raise everyone's salary, send everyone on a six-month vacation and, as a bonus, give vouchers to exotic countries! And in the future, let's all become millionaires, let's not work, but just be friends!

Year worked tirelessly
Our close-knit team.
We deserve it guys
"Tear-off" corporate.
I want to take a walk cool,
To remember later.
Positively, clearly, clearly
Let's enter the New Year together.
I wish you all success,
And noble incomes,
So that the salary allows
Life is very sweet for us!

Who has worked hard and hard for the past year? Who is trying and pulling a heavy cart? Who is ready to rush before the finish line and outrun competitors to arrive first? Who many times took out the native company, helped it to overcome all difficulties and crisis situations? That's right, this is her team of professional and loyal employees!
Dear colleagues, you are real frontline workers, you are fighters, proven by dozens of battles, overtime hours, crisis and other “surprises”

Without embellishment I will say, friends,
I love our team.
Joke, don't joke,
Here our paths converged.
Wishes you do not count.
Congratulating you is an honor.
May the new year bring
Lots of happy worries.
Happiness will come to every home
And it will bring good luck.
May love and health be.
And success will not forget you.
Let Santa Claus give everyone
Lots of fun things to do
Let the whole year be not sad,
Quite the contrary!

To you in the year that comes,
I want perspective
Let me remember for a long time
Bright our corporate party.
Let the team flourish
Let the income multiply
Let the career go up
May we all be lucky in everything.
Let work please us
The salary goes up
In business relations
There will be only "peace and quiet".

And we will celebrate the Chinese New Year in Russian!

New Year is rushing to us in the car ...

May you not only in the New Year
Lucky suit card will fall
And let the cheerful stargazer
You will have a happy life.

To set the table with caviar,
And so that the mind was a chamber
And so that the snowy mountain
Your salary has always increased!

Kholodets and Olivier,
Manicure and atelier,
Oh, and Santa Claus asked
We care for a whole cart!

But on New Year's Eve
We are not afraid of trouble.
Staff, Frost, hit,
We will be flooded with gifts!

The New Year has been long overdue
He wants to come to us
Happy New Year!
He's probably on his way!

We are waiting for this day with champagne,
And with liqueur, and with wine,
Someone is waiting for him with liquor
And great cognac!

For the stomach is also a holiday,
Or maybe it's a feast?
Olivier, salmon, sausage,
Goose, caviar, olives, cheese!

Open up the chimneys
Attics and garages:
Santa Claus enters as he wants
And it's already in a hurry!

May it bring you health
Three chests with money
Two big buckets of love
And half a bag of smiles!

Eighteenth century: New Year in the fields
With bells on a trio of horses rides to us.

Nineteenth century: even bears know -
Progressively he rolls on a bicycle.

Twentieth century: on the highway without noise and dust
New Year is rushing to us in the car.

Twenty-first now: The New Year is in no hurry -
He is with all the gifts to us ... in a traffic jam.

Don't worry, everything will come true in the right order!
The new year will slowly bring everything to everyone!

Letter to Santa Claus
Long time ago I wrote
So that everyone fulfills dreams
I asked him.

I want an iPhone as a reward,
I want to, but I can't!
And I don't need to say
To roll up your lip!

Happy New Year!
Let cheerful grandfather Freezing
Happiness in a sled will roll up to you
And good luck to the whole cart.

Let him park at the house
Furu of joy and laughter,
Will bring love wagon
And the big KAMAZ of success.

Happy New Year! Happy New Year!
It's a holiday of childhood
On which everyone finds
Cash!

Do you remember what
The matinees were
Like snowflakes and foxes
Did you come to school?

Santa Claus gave gifts
For a simple verse
He had many
Not just one bag!

Happy new year congratulations!
This is a holiday of childhood
And then Christmas
Right next door!

Let unknown people in masks meet only at the New Year's carnival!

Live in style in the New Year!

New Year's Eve has arrived! Now everyone is happy, everyone is full, a little drunk and overly satisfied ... But no one can sleep: look more cheerful and cheerful! We welcome the coming year, close the old one. I wish you everything in the new year. If only within the law!

Our festive New Year's table bursting with all sorts of treats. I want all the guests at such a table in the New Year not to have a single reason for sour smiles and bitter disappointment. And there were plenty of sweet moments and thrills! Live with taste in the New Year and every subsequent day!

We have a lot of worries for the New Year holidays. You need to try all the treats, have time to drag the cat away from the New Year tree, do not forget to make a wish and freeze outside for a long time while everyone starts fireworks! In a word, the holiday goes on as usual, so the time has come to wish you endurance! May your happiness be magnificent and very personal!

I wish you to languish with happiness in the New Year, tormented in torment, where to spend money, feel weak from passionate love, experience bouts of dizziness from ample opportunities and suffer from bouts of uncontrollable laughter.

I wish you a happy New Year and a mischievous, boring holiday. Let the champagne cheer you up, the President's speech will give you hope tasty food it will pleasantly saturate, only gifts lie under the tree, and not tired guests, and let your head not break in the morning.

We don't know what this year will bring us. But we remember that Santa Claus never offends kind and good children. And since we are all children at heart, we have no doubt that the bearded grandfather has prepared for us everything we desire, cherished and wonderful. Happy New Year!

Glorious, cool, lovely guests! Today we have gathered to celebrate the New Year together ... Well, while it is late, let me congratulate everyone on the upcoming New Year and wish you to fly through the whirlwind funny jokes and songs, cool parties and test couples at the institute, find new friends and don't forget the old ones! Good luck!

Life in the New Year will turn for the better .... Be the best!!!

Happy New Year to you! And may everything that is sung in this cool song come true for each of you.

Who said that April Fool's Day is not December 31st, but April 1st? funny, funny, comic congratulations happy New Year are more in demand than ever: they do not leave indifferent. Do you want to New Year's photos smiled all without exception: colleagues, friends, parents, grandparents and even mother-in-law? Make them happy with "cool" new year wishes in verse and prose from our section!

They say laughter lengthens life. I'm for longevity! Even when you have to smile through tears.

Artur Pozhelaikin

About life

(dark humor?)

Hello Dedushka Moroz,

Cotton beard!

I don't ask you

Fur coat and diamonds!

I don't want a cool i-phone

Dacha in the Caribbean

Card to the V.I.P.-salon,

Dress by Versace…

Promise that in a year

Gifts to Donbass

Your trio will bring -

Not humanitarian;

Meet the holiday in the region

Peaceful and carefree

And at the festive table -

Not stew with buckwheat.

All wishes come true

You help us!

And i-phone .. Well, so be it,

I do not mind!

They say New Year's Eve

The dollar will fall sharply!

Know where it will fall

There and celebrate the New Year!

“Oh, it won’t be an easy year!” -

Foreigners write.

Our people do not pass.

We are not afraid of sanctions!

Let him learn the cordon:

We are not born with a bast!

Let's save, let's push -

We pay loans.

Happy New Year fellow countrymen!

With happiness in new life!

Despite all adversity

Let's be healthy!

About the Christmas tree

(as expected - fun :-)

New Year, New Year!

photo shoots,

Frames bright time:

I'm at the Christmas tree - hurray!

I'm behind the tree - hurrah!

I'm on the tree - hey!!!

Now I'm under it...

Instead of a Christmas tree, I'm here.

Happy new year friends!

We wish you such new year holidays with whom it will be truly a pity to say goodbye; so that later in March, when looking at a fairly yellowed tree and a pile of fallen needles, one could philosophically ask the question “Or maybe the tree will go away by itself?” - and look forward to the New Year!

About New Year

What does stability mean in Russian? Look at the New Year's Eve, recite the Irony of Fate by heart, sing the Barrel Organ with Baskov, fall asleep in a fur coat, wake up on January 3 with an irresistible desire to eat last year's borscht and feel: here it is, happiness! .. On that and standing. Happy New Year!

Once upon a time there was someone: two years ago he was met in a hostel ... A year ago he was met in a one-room, but his apartment ... Now he is met in a country villa ... So let's drink to HIM - to the one who is met in hostel, and in the apartment, and in the villa, hoping that it will be successful! For the New Year!

About family, friends, work.

And mother-in-law.

Colleagues

Together we start working right from the morning - and so, without slowing down, until the end of the working day. We all bring the work we bought in advance and start working. We will courageously not put off until tomorrow the work that we can drink today. We will look into neighboring departments, exchange work, treat each other with work, work for brotherhood. Here it is important to eat the work correctly, otherwise you can work yourself into the trash, but at home you still need to work with your family.

We will try, we will try. With coming! Working mood!

Colleague, remember! New Year's corporate party is not a reason:

– turn Olivier into an office aquarium,

- fight with that guy (why is he so funny?!!!),

- fall asleep in the neckline of an employee from the personnel department,

- give a guard a drink of vodka,

- make a sour face at the toast of the deputy director,

- with a bare torso to dash off in someone else's car ... and

So let's raise our glasses to our team, in which you want to relax and work with dignity! Happy New Year!

Dear Colleagues! I will reveal to you little secret: in the New Year it will be easy for me to love Mondays! .. After all, I work with people like you! Happy and prosperous New Year to you!

friend

There is an opinion that Christmas tree better than a girl.

First, never forbid watching football.

Secondly, he will not ask: “Where did you go?”

Thirdly, the Christmas trees will not be jealous of the neighbors.

And the store for a fur coat will not pull.

And yet I dare to wish you to celebrate the New Year at the New Year tree in a beautiful sorority! With coming!!!

girlfriend

Today you forget about everything in the world,

After all, there is nothing sadder in the world,

Than New Year and thoughts about diet.

Imagine that there are no calories in Olivier!

Then we'll start life again,

Let's make our dreams come true in gyms.

In the meantime, let's raise our glasses

For willpower, charm and beauty!

I wish to meet a man that is necessary,

So that he does not spoil your mascara, but only lipstick!

Parents

Dear Parents!

Only when I grew up did I realize how lucky I was with you! You have always given me your best and never taken from me. New Year's gifts the most delicious sweets.

grandmother

Live a new life!

Everyone lies calendars:

Be young, healthy

Take it as a rule

Have more fun

And dance in the club

After all, in dancing and girls

You can give a head start!

Grandpa

For such a grandfather

Still dry girls!

Gotta quench my thirst

And pour champagne!

In the New Year, as on Victory Day,

We drink for the best grandfather!

Genet

Honey, you are just magical! And how do you do it? Clean and cook all day on December 31, and on New Year's Eve look like you just came out of the salon! Next to you it is impossible not to believe in a miracle!

The sage was right, who opened the way to her husband through the stomach.

My soul! From your dishes I lose my mind!

Darling! From your kitchen I'm thrilled!

You are not my mistress - you are a Fairy !!!

Of good! Charming! Beautiful!

In the new year, let your friends drink beer more often!

Husband

Dear, thank you for not having to write letters to Santa Claus. After all, I can ask for any gift directly from my husband!

To kid

Sunshine, don't scream so loud! Grandfather Frost, although old, but he has the right hearing! He will hear about all your gifts anyway!

And mother-in-law!

Dear mother-in-law, I want to tell you so much warm words that if I trusted them to a snowman, he would definitely melt. And I'm holding on! If suddenly after a feast I inadvertently burst, know: this is from an excess of feelings! If everyone had such a wonderful mother-in-law as mine, there would be no one to tell jokes about. Thank you for everything! Happy New Year!

On the road

I'll give you advice almost like a doctor

Looking at things correctly and soberly.

In the Year New gin, champagne and vodka

No need to interfere, it's not useful!

For the Year of the Pig to bring
You have a whole lot of health,
We wish you success
So that you grunt with laughter,
To lay on the table
oranges in peel,
And so that red caviar
Always in the morning!

In the New Year I wish you
Live on the envy of all the gods:
To have a dacha in Courchevel,
In the Maldives - a house in addition,
There is only black caviar,
Wear sable and mink!
golden carriage for you
I want to buy by the summer!
Let everything be perfect
At work, in personal life.
Every day and every hour
Let the positive “rush” with you!

Happy New Year. Let all problems go to hell, let a sober Santa Claus give intoxicating happiness to a sober reality. I wish you steep rises in the new year, maximum income, desired results in business and very passionate feelings in relationships.

Cool for 2019 Year of the Pig

If in the New Year it is loud to you
Three little pigs knock
Open the door soon
Give a treat!
They bring good luck
Maybe build a cottage
You will breed pigs there -
Two hundred pink ears
There will be happiness, because then
The Year of the Pig will always be!
Well, to be serious,
Here is one piece of advice for you:
You need to grunt loudly at midnight -
The New Year will pass without trouble!

I wish you a New Year
Don't forget who lives where
Remember your own name
And stay unharmed

Do not drop honor and pride,
Don't dance without pants
Do not fall asleep under a lush spruce,
And get to bed!

Sincere words, sober thoughts,
Bright as a garland, days!
Strong nerves, iron strength,
Feelings intoxicating, like port wine.

Easy money, successful meetings,
Sweet as candy dreams.
May it come more often in the year
Generous, kind Santa Claus!

I wish you so much fun
In order not to fall under the tree,
In order not to fall asleep in the salad,
Really roam!

To keep my head clear
And life has always been great!
More financial freedom
Love, warmth! And happy New Year!

In the New Year I wish you
Pop bitter 100 grams,
Eat an olive
Santa Claus invite.
Let him bring gifts:
Cake, foreign car keys,
A whole bag of joy
Big pot for flowers
gold jewelry,
factory mood,
On top of everything else
Somewhere in the Maldives cottage!

Happy New Year with a new happiness!
It will definitely be a great year!
For Santa Claus to bring you
Happiness, full of money!

For the champagne to flow
What was planned came true.
To from the 1st
All of a sudden the salary went up!

Every woman is a man
All men - by car,
Maybe even two
To give one to my wife!

The beautiful Pig is in a hurry to jump!
She, taking the dog under her arm,
Health, happiness brings everyone.
He will give us some money, he will save us from troubles.
Joy and peace, success, luck,
Excitement, victories, mood,
Gives fun and patience!
She will sing a song about love to us,
Everyone will find good luck with it.

The air smells like magic
A strange grandfather broke into the house,
Red nose, bag in hand
We all experienced shock.
"Well," they said. - "Come in,
Get a granddaughter too
You can't stand in the wind
She, go, still give birth.
The grandfather entered, the granddaughter entered,
That still appeared a little thing,
Asked for whiskey and cola
She swept all the rolls off the table.
Sit, dance
They began to gather further
When they hurried to the exit,
The vase was dropped from the shelf.
Well, they left, and thank God,
Good winds on the road!
And to you for the New Year
Someone will come to celebrate
I wish with all my heart
Only invited guests!

Putin wishes Happy New Year

A glass of vodka on the table!

I wish you a New Year
For everything to disappear
What's stopping you from living?
And your wallet is thick
From money should be!

I want a beautiful house
good car,
Health basin is big for you,
Don't break your back!
And most importantly, what would you
The toilet was made of gold!

Happy New Year,
And with all my heart I wish
So that on your tree,
Instead of holiday animals,
Showed off from half a dozen
Half liter vials.
So that Santa Claus from happiness,
Squinting drunken eyes
The most delicious, the sweetest
Treated you with champagne!

cool reminder

If on New Year's Eve
A strange guest will come to you -
Someone with a white beard
In a red fur hat,
With a long staff in hand
And with gifts in a bag,
With a loud laugh
With a good eye...
So no more drinking!

May the New Year be good
And on the table - salmon, caviar!
So that you continue to love
But don't forget to eat and drink!

Always remember your home
Hangover so as not to bring down the syndrome,
And even if you get drunk today,
Wake up in the morning with a clear head!

Let Santa Claus crimson nose
He will make a contribution to the savings book,
Snow Maiden all year secretly
Drink good cognac
And Santa Claus from the bag
Shake the currency snowball!

If this New Year
No one will visit
Congratulate, have fun
You don't have to drink a lot
Dress up as Santa Claus
And walk the whole collective farm!

Happy New Year
And we want Santa Claus
All hardships and sorrows
Taken to the kingdom of darkness
And bring you joy
Jokes, laughter
And unparalleled success.

Happy New Year!
And I hasten to wish you
Money so that with his arrival
There was nowhere to go.

New ups and downs,
So that happy life live,
And everything for money
You will not be able to buy:

Laughter, joy, good luck,
True friendship and kindness,
sincere love hot
And warmth of the heart.

Light and quiet in the universe,
And I read the star code:
Walks in snowdrifts knee-deep
From the future - New Year!
May this year
With new happiness
To you on a dark night
Will enter the house
And along with the smell of spruce
Good and happiness will bring.

Happy New Year!
We wish you happiness in life!
To live this year for you
No worries and no worries.
For all dreams to come true
And in the year so that in this new
Upcoming young
In the world - peace, in life - happiness
And the house is full of fun!
Everyone who is in a quarrel - make peace,
Everyone who is single - get married,
Forget about insults
Who does not love - love,
Everyone who is sick - become healthy,
Bloom, rejuvenate
Everyone who is boring - become cheerful,
Ugly - get prettier,
Everyone who is skinny - become fatter,
Too fat - lose weight
Too smart - become simpler,
Nearby - grow wiser!
All gray-haired - to turn black,
So that bald hair -
Thickened at the top
Like Siberian forests!
To songs, to dances
They did not stop until the morning!
Happy New Year!
With new happiness!

Voice funny congratulations Happy New Year

Putin congratulates on 2019

May the New Year bring happiness!

Live joyfully, magically, fabulously - a good song

Happy New Year!
I wish you happiness, joy!
Do not drink wine - cognac,
For a snack - perch,
Thicker New Year's cake
More friends at the table
Have fun from the heart
But don't fall under the tree
To Santa Claus
I didn't take it to the sobering-up station.

I wish you success, success, beginnings,
Discoveries and creativity in the New Year!
May the spirit of creation, the joy of dreams
They bring a series of pleasant worries!
Health and happiness, love and prosperity!
May your life path be smooth.

On New Year's Eve
Open the doors wide open
Even though the blizzard is blowing
And the storm roars.
On New Year's Eve
Happiness comes to people.
Let it come to you too.

New Year? New Year!
What will he bring with him?
new apartment?
For a cheese sandwich?
Or bread crust,
And in the corners of the prop?
Winning the lottery
Or, as usual, shish?
Joy and fun
Or a potion of sorrow?
Vigorous woman,
Or green melancholy?
Tender hugs,
Or curse fate?
Faith and aspirations
Or some doubt?
Rainbows like prisms
Or cataclysms?
Ile health stunted cereal?
He is a master of surprises!
What will it bring
This new New Year?

greeting card

What a holiday - New Year!
The Christmas tree has a noisy round dance,
Champagne, gifts,
The snowdrift is cozy in the park...

They say New Year's Eve
Whatever you wish...
Let not a single snowdrift
Your holiday never ends.

I'm for you for the New Year
In the big stars the sky
I will give, and for the first time
The stars will become part of us.

And instantly picked up
Their mysterious motive
We will dissolve with you
IN starry tale blue!

May happiness in the New Year
Will definitely come into the house!
Keep the door open
And wait for his appearance.

Will cross your threshold
And relieve anxiety
All diseases and misfortunes,
Even small misfortunes.

Will bring you to the New Year
Lots of fun things to do
And work for the soul -
But not for money!

New Year's video greetings

Hello gentlemen!

You have already thought about what words you will congratulate your loved ones and relatives on that very main day of the year - the New Year's holiday. Yes, of course, first you still need to remember and wish all colleagues and leaders good health, because only then will a feast at home be organized.

Today I propose to familiarize yourself with this selection and take poetry, or perhaps you prefer to pronounce words in prose, note. After all, soon everyone will have to sign, or take beautiful pictures download and print them. In general, there are so many ideas here that I don’t want to choose.

I didn’t forget about the children either, last time they taught with them and. So they can please you again and again on December 31st.

I tried to make this note so that everyone can find cool and funny quatrains that you can either memorize or send via SMS or WhatsApp, as well as send to friends, colleagues and relatives in social media Odnoklassniki or Vkontakte.

Take these humorous rhymes and rhymes and send out newsletters, because it's so fun and immediately uplifting. And this means that the upcoming night will bring a lot of luck and smiles.

Friends, you can use classic options wishes, or you can go the other way and adopt these rather simple rhymes, in which there are so many warm words and phrases. These quatrains are suitable for everyone, say or send by correspondence.

Happy New Year! Happy New Year!
With new happiness and kindness.
May it bring health
And prosperity in every home.

Let the snowflakes dance
Let dreams come true.
All success and good luck,
Peace, happiness, warmth.

Let this year give
A storm of feelings and a sea of ​​passion
Yes, love is a whirlpool.

Many happy moments
crushing victories,
travel, entertainment,
The crunch of banknotes and the sound of coins.

Like foam melts in champagne
Let the burden of worries disappear.
Let it be successful without fail
It will be all year long!

Happy New Year to all people!
Happy New Happiness to all children!
With the new car of all men!
With New clothes of lovely women!
Happy new pacifier to all babies!
WITH New pension old ladies!
With New - cooks - parsley!
WITH new joy for the sad!
With New herbal tea - overweight!
WITH new fur coat all frozen!
Happy new home to all taiga residents!
Happy New Year to all the beautiful ones,
Both happy and unhappy!
Let us next year
Lucky like no one else

May the New Year be a happy star
Will enter your family comfort,
Hurry with the old year
Let adversity all go away!
Let every day warm with warmth
And bring a lot of happiness
And dispel all doubts
Coming at midnight New Year!

Happy New Year congratulations!!!
We wish you happiness with all your heart!
To live this year for you
Without sadness and worries.
Let New Year's Santa Claus
Will give happiness a whole cart.
Good health in addition,
In everything conceived - good luck,
Peace, friendship, happiness, affection,
To life was like in a fairy tale!!!

May the New Year be generous
Let him not skimp on happiness
Let the stars light up on time
May all your wishes come true.

New Years is like magic!
People say
How do you meet him
So you will.

I want you to have fun
All night long
Let the champagne sparkle
And the soul sings!

Let smiles surround
The heart of lovely faces
And everyone's eyes are shining
Happiness without borders!

The New Year is coming!
We don't know yet
How many things will he bring.
Happy New Year congratulations,
I want to wish you
Peace, joy, fun,
To work and dream!
Drink, but without a hangover!
For work to be successful
And the family was in a good mood,
All in all, I promise
Get all the awards!
Not empty promises
After all, the reward will find you!
I wish you happiness
In this good New Year!

A fairy tale knocks on the door
Snow falls on the ground
The miracle will finally happen
And the New Year will come.

May he be kind, warm,
Let the light of happiness sparkle
May there be many ups and downs in it,
A lot of joy, victories!

Laughter, love, success, luck
Let Santa Claus give
A bag of dollars to boot
And a bouquet of hundreds of roses!

Let the holiday bring fun
Joy to days and sweetness to dreams,
Hello, warmth, luck!
Happy New Year! Happiness to you!

I wish you peace and good
Love, warmth!
May this New Year
Success and joy will bring!

Let the New Year open the doors
In the world of magic, care, faith.
And all good things begin!
Good luck let you smile!

I wish you a New Year
So that the year goes without hassle,
Gave you a lot of happiness
And sheltered from all bad weather.

Let the magic happen
Gives joy celebration.
May all dreams come true.
Happiness, peace, kindness!

Happy New Year
And with all my heart I wish
Have fun and laugh
Don't be offended by anything
Live easily and without worries
The whole coming new year.

Enjoy every moment
And give your warmth
Always be positive
So that you are always lucky in everything!

Happy New Year! With new happiness!
Laughter, peace and kindness!
Let all bad weather bypass
Life will give you the best!

New Year! Congratulations to everyone!
Peace of happiness and love!
And in addition, we wish
Place joy in the heart!
Wishing you money in the bank
So that the percentage is high!
And so that uncle from across the sea,
He gave you an inheritance!
So that children are genius!
And Bill Gates is no match for them.
To love parents!
Happy New Year gentlemen!

May this holiday bring
All the things that mean a lot in life!
I wish you a bright new year
Good, health and good luck!

Let cheerful laughter sound
And the heart fills with happiness
After all, Santa Claus will carry out
Everything your soul desires!

May a miracle happen in the New Year -
Fires will burn in the soul
And you won't have a whole year
No grief, no sadness.

Let the tree with a bright star
Bring good luck to your house
Love and good health.
May the year be fabulously lucky for you.

Guess to the chiming clock
Their cherished dreams
And let me into your house as soon as possible
Year of joy and kindness.

So that the hostess did not become harmful,
Give gifts so that you are not tired,
Huge income to give a stable,
Fed to satisfying and to clothe,

“Oink-oink”, - positively to sing,
I didn’t put a piglet in other people’s affairs,
To fortunately led along the cherished path!
So that you have a great life in the year of the yellow pig!

Let them wait for you in the year of the Piggy
solid feasts,
And waiting for 100 "cuckoo"
IN summer day from cuckoo.
Pleasant meetings, trips, voyages,
Azure sea and white beaches
Large-scale plans, distant countries,
Great movies, great novels!
Let them wait for confetti, fireworks, crackers
And the best awaits you in the Year of the Piggy!

So many temptations in the year of Piggy:
Cakes, donuts, buns,
Sweets, jellies, chocolates,
Cakes and marmalades…

I wish all of us, girlfriends,
Such a miracle in the year of the Piggy:
To eat everything you want
And only to grow thin - not to get fat!

I wish this New Year
Less sadness and worries
More happiness and kindness
Smiles, tenderness, warmth!

To be true friends
And a very friendly family
So that every day is successful
And so that there is enough strength for everything!

Well, let the New Year
Brings more money
Health, peace and love,
So that there is no winter in the heart!

Happy New Year! magic,
Laughter, happiness and warmth,
Peace, joy, prosperity
And in all matters of order!

Let everything be gray, bad
The old year will take with him.
From now on, only bright moments
Let them create a mood!

What would our congratulations
save from banality
We know a lot
How to present it!
May the family always be with the children,
And the wallet at e.
What would a holiday at a banquet,
And the banquet at Olivier!
What would a baby with a nanny,
With a harem padish.
What would a squirrel when drunk,
Well, get drunk in front of the sidekicks!
What would the ladies with the new thing,
And with joy, trouble.
What would men with ... carrots!
Happy New Year gentlemen!

Short and funny wishes for the New Year in verse

If you want to please your family and friends, but don't know how, then do it from pure heart but with humor. Congratulate them in a fun and beautiful way! In addition, they are easy to memorize or pronounce like a toast on New Year's Eve.

Mortgage for half a century,
Unpaid loan
Will not break a person -
The crisis will not defeat us!

We'll break through, for sure
In a life without grief and worries.
So let's celebrate deliciously
Christmas and New Year!

I wish you a New Year
Live without worries and hassles!
I wish with longing not to know
Kiss me more!

You have more green and red money,
Bright successes, wonderful moments!
And Christmas lights
And long-awaited friends!

I came from Africa
I drink Russian vodka with a woman.
Happy New Year! Go to hell!
With new happiness, your mother!

I wish you to become more beautiful
So that the bags are not empty,
So that even your dog
All teeth were gold!

Let the entertainment await
Dreams come true!
Let it be great
All year mood!

Friends, I wish this year
You don't have to worry
So that sweat does not drip from the forehead,
To always have a full mouth,
And you don't have enough money,
In friends, a mole would not start,
Always held a hope raft
And there was a shallow ford
M in life a new turn
You have been blessed this year.

I wish you comfort, I wish you comfort
And spend the Year of the Boar super cool!

Don't make an elephant out of a fly!
Good luck in the Year of the Boar!

I wish not to suffer garbage,
And the whole year to get along with the Pig!

Happiness from your heels to the top of your head!
Peace, health, wealth in the year of the Piggy!

A whole year to be cheerful
And always at odds with Boar!

So that the Year of the Piglet passes with a bang!
No fluff to you this year, no feather!

Let the income please, the weather favors,
Meet the Year of the Boar! Have a good year!

Do not be afraid to argue with the Boar
And as a person to take place!

I wish in the year of Piggy
You happiness - on the ears!

So that Piggy is not a miser,
And a year - without tension!

happy new year let it come
Happiness is waiting for you!
Have some wine with him
And eat a spoonful of salad!

Magic for the New Year
One hundred pounds will happen!
Open your pocket wide
I wish everyone an apartment!

I came (came) to congratulate you on the New Year,
And wish sincerely with all my heart,
To money, luck and love in a round dance,
They walked in your house, the kids were healthy.
To make laughter a frequent guest,
So that there is no separation, and every evening was wonderful,
So that happiness brazenly attacked you,
Well, you had nothing to fight him off.

Olivier and crab salad are ready for a long time,
And the herring is dressed in a red coat in the morning,
The main basis of the holiday is ready,
And we will be warmed with cognac and vodka.
I wish you a New Year
What would be good emotions to satiety,
So that you celebrate the holiday with joy,
May there be a lot of positive things in the new year.

New Year's greetings in prose

Well, who does not like poems, choose prose and act! I'm sure everyone will like these lines. Especially colleagues and bosses.

I wish you to languish with happiness in the New Year, suffer in torment, where to spend money, feel weak from ardent love, experience bouts of dizziness from wide opportunities and toil with bouts of unrestrained laughter.

Let the mystical New year's night will envelop with an aura of sorcery and mystery. Believe that in 2018 everything will be cooler, brighter, more successful and happier. May each strike of the chimes bring your cherished dream closer. Happy New Year!

Happy New Year! I wish that this year all, even the smallest, dreams come true. To become more warm, more opportunities opened up, incredible prospects appeared, new friends, a fire burned in hearth, played a smile on the faces of loved ones. May the most cherished come true!

I sincerely congratulate you on the New Year! I wish you in the coming year to be surrounded by exceptionally positive and benevolent people, to experience only pleasant emotions, to enjoy every day lived, to give joy and smiles to others. May this New Year be special for you.

Happy New Year! I wish you good luck, material well-being, a lot of warmth and light, fullness of colors in vivid impressions, pleasant moments, exciting trips, health, love, beauty and success!

Happy New Year! We wish to find benefit and joy in everything. Let the enemies help you feel the taste of life, and friends help you overcome all obstacles. Let troubles give invaluable experience, and inspiration help make life better. In the New Year, we wish renewal and purity - in everything and always.

I wish you to get wet in the coming year under the dollar rain, and let the fall of good luck fall into your hands all next year. Let happiness fall on your home in any season of the year, as if New Year's snowfall. I wish you enjoy every minute of the coming year.

Let banknotes regularly visit you in the New Year: both relatives and loved ones, as well as desired, foreign ones. Let luck look into the light. Joy and success come to drink tea. And, of course, passionate and true love will enter the house as a mistress.

I congratulate you on the New Year. We always associate this holiday with the smell of spruce, the taste of tangerines, the explosion of crackers and good mood! But the main thing is that it is associated with new plans, ideas and undertakings. I wish that everything that you think of will be translated into reality in the New Year. Happy holiday to you!

I wish that in the New Year there would be so many joyful and good events how many bubbles are in your champagne glass. May all problems be solved and cherished dreams come true in the coming 2019.

New Year is the brightest, most beautiful and fun party. Green elegant Christmas tree With colorful toys, sparkling and shiny, splashes of champagne, general revival and joy. We wish everyone the same life in the new year - colorful and sparkling, promising and generous, like the New Year holiday!

I would like the next year to be calm and peaceful. To really start a real turning point in the economy. And so that we turn over the pages of economic, political, social confrontations that our country is tired of.

I sincerely wish you a fabulous New Year! Let the holiday be bright, cheerful, memorable. May your loved ones be around dear to my heart people, may all wishes made at midnight come true. May happiness and good luck in the coming year become your faithful companions, may joy live in your soul, and love warm your heart!

I sincerely wish you today - on New Year's Eve - and always be in high spirits, smile dazzlingly, feel joy in your heart. Let love be faithful companion Let her flame keep you warm. Let loved ones be healthy, work goes well. Let's get to meet friends more often and relax more. Let there be a place in your life for hobbies, new acquaintances, bright events.

Official congratulations to colleagues

Dear partners, congratulations!
We will open a bottle of mood for you in the New Year,
We will launch salutes of success and good luck into the air,
Yes, we wish from the bottom of our hearts that you become richer.
It is easy for us to work with you, it is pleasant to cooperate,
And there are no different omissions, everything is always clear.
In the new year, let all your plans come true,
Let the usual cash flow suddenly become a fountain.
We wish you to live beautifully and enjoy life.
Decide, dream, move forward and smile happily.
Hurray partners! We will remember you when twelve strikes!

Our partners from us - respect,
Please accept our New Year's greetings.
May the new year be very successful
And we wish unequivocally:

New victories to you and new discoveries,
New projects, work on the principle,
New heights and stable investments,
Incredible, great achievements!

We heartily congratulate you,
And we wish you a Happy New Year:
May there be growth and prosperity
And never vice versa.

To be more coherent and productive
A friendly team worked
So that everyone is cheerful and active,
He was persistent and patient.

Let everything turn out
Both at work and at home.
May miracles happen more often
To believe in them and beauty!

We hurry you soon
Happy New Year!
And of course stronger
Wish you good health

Prospects, successes, ups,
New profitable ideas
What would fall more
You have a good day in the year.

May money always love you
And they rush to the account.
Let the stability of your company
It grows with each new day.

We are happy to work with you
May our union grow stronger
Shine with wonderful light
Like a garland of bright beads.

In the New Year - new bright events,
New ideas to you and new discoveries,
New partners, success, good luck,
And from investments - a huge return!

Peace, stability and prosperity,
May all wishes come true!
And so confidently from year to year,
By leaps and bounds, your income grew rapidly!

Happy New Year!
We wish prosperity
Don't be afraid of competitors
And develop steadily.

Wonderful new perspectives
Interesting proposals.
So that financial income
Yours has grown over this year.

Lots of happy events
Innovation and discovery.
Avoid various risks
And become even more successful.

We boldly confess to you:
We are glad to do business with you.
May the coming New Year
It will bring you good luck!

May the New Year bring you good luck
Success in business and the correctness of decisions,
So that there is always a return on business!
I sincerely wish you new achievements!

May the coming New Year
In business, it will bring good luck.
Let there be joy in the heart
And a miracle will happen in an instant!

Health to you and your loved ones.
May the New Year be generous
And let our partnership continue
Only strengthens, blooms!

Happy New Year.
We sincerely wish you:
May the whole next year
Prosperity brings.

Orders - only profitable,
And deals - only profitable,
joint promotions,
Profitable investments.

And courage, and prospects,
There was a friendly team.
And happiness, joy, kindness,
Life to be fun!

We highly value partnership with you.
And we want to congratulate you on the New Year,
Let your business go forward easily,
Let it be so lucky that it's hard to imagine!

May this year bring good luck
And reaching all the peaks possible,
Let financial success await you
The solution to all problems - simple and complex!

Accept New Year's greetings
And wishes of happiness and love.
In the next year, more patience for you,
May good luck fill your days.
Honest, smart and reliable partners,
Do not deviate from the right path.
Profitable contracts, and more is better,
And to the goal to come!

Let the problems go away
With them - pain and hopelessness!
Together with happiness at the gate,
We are knocking - New Year!
New plans, ideas,
Reaching a new goal!
Many different achievements
Only smart decisions!
And you have big income
Good working days!
Home - joy, warmth,
Lots of good stuff!

Our team is small
But with a big heart
Meet the New Year together
What is knocking at the gate
Santa Claus do not be stingy
For gifts. And strives
Give a bonus to everyone for a year,
For the people to be happy.
For the team to work
Summer and winter
And so that everyone has enough strength
Be yourself!

Beautiful and fluffy bedspread,
Winter has enveloped the trees and fields!
But my heart got warmer
We wait New Year's joy, of good!
May the New Year come soon
And he will bring us a lot of happiness!
And let everything that we dream about come true
Let only the best in the houses happen!

How quickly time flies.
Suddenly - once! - and again the New Year!
And I wish you today
Less worries.
And if it's a hassle, then small ones.
So that the disease does not touch you.
And to slow down the arrows
Habitual completed the circle!

So that you have a “bundle” all year,
The symbol of the year is under the side,
Not to hide in the shadows
And all the best to you in the Year of the Pig!

I wish you colleagues
Do not shake in the tail of the cart,
And always be ahead
With orders on the chest!
So that the Boar makes you happy
And he didn’t put a “pig”!

To get the job done,
There was money so that without an account,
So that the boss does not find fault,
And I tried to make you happy!

So that everything to you - with reverence,
To go to the sea on vacation in the summer,
And not so that anywhere,
And to Crete and the Caribbean!

In order not to know refusal in anything,
So that everything and that at once,
To bliss you in bliss!
Happiness in the Year of the Pig, colleagues!

right decision,
increase salary,
200 percent premiums,
Be in the right place all the time!
So that tasks are on the shoulder,
To "yes" and to "I want"
So that there is always “openwork” in everything!
Happy Year of the Pig to you! Bonjour!

For you, so that the boss does not have a whip, but candy,
So that you are often encouraged for your work,
So that the authorities are always favorable,
Career grew to skyward steadily!

To be able to afford a salary
A trip to Paris and relaxation in the Emirates.
So that the whole team of festivities, feasts,
May it be just a super year of the Yellow Piggy!

Dear Colleagues! Happy New Year to all. I wish you success in your work, well-being in your family, and in raising children in the New Year. So that all desires come true, only kind and sympathetic people meet on the way, so that tears in the eyes are only from happiness, and everyone brings a smile new day and she never left her face!

New Year's poems-wishes about a pig

Intrigued? I, too, tried to find such congratulations. After all, the pig is a symbol of the coming year. How do you like this idea?

Be sure to memorize such lines, and at the corporate party you will shine with such a chic and cool speech.

"Hakuna matata" - so that the song sounds,
"Hakuna matata" - the soul did not get bored,
"Hakuna matata" - so that the Yellow Piggy
Protected and kept you, girlfriend!

fairy year,
big income,
In a promotion career,
honor, respect,

Ride around the world
Yacht and apartment
So that the Pig does not strain,
And in everything to help!

Let the Yellow Pig spread the featherbed,
Throw a cool party for you
Where necessary - will help, what is needed - will tell,
Fortune will oblige to be near all the time!
Let him give you health, wealth,
May the Year of the Pig be super and class for you!

Trumpet, fanfares, thunder, drum,
The owner, the Boar, is walking towards us,
Pour champagne, vodka, wine -
Let's drain the glasses for the Year of the Boar!

Let the whole year get high, let the whole year laugh,
Let dreams come true, well, and everything you want!
May you not be sick, may you not be sick,
If the barrier grows - let it be overcome!
Let everything go well with you, let everything work out,
Well, the year of the Pig is crowned with laurels!

May your business prosper
Let there be enough money for everything
Let the bright news await!
Happy Year of the Yellow Pig!

An interesting hobby, a favorite thing,
So that casual trouble is not touched by the wing,
So that spring is in the heart and the soul is wide open,
To hit targets without a single miss!

Cash bills and large bank accounts,
Pointing straight to you so that happiness on a sled,
A chic car, a cozy hut
And only pleasant events in the year of the Piggy!

Invited to you Kabanchik
To an awesome restaurant
To the Seychelles to bring
To load money
Helped everyone's dreams come true
And the whole year so - on the heels!

So that Happiness kisses you on the cheek all year,
Passage Luck so as not to give,
Madly in love with you "half",
And so that the Pig will please you for a whole year!

Short and funny SMS congratulations in the year of the Boar

Well, it has become fashionable to use phones or smartphones. And of course, how not to congratulate all those who are in the address book. Catch these rhymes!

I wish for the New Year
Six figures to the account
To pay taxes
We didn't stretch our legs.
To laugh and love
We have been happy all year.

My congratulations
Will be extremely short:
Let it be cool in the New Year
Forget about the word "bad"
Money so as not to count
And yummy so - not to eat.
Have fun and enjoy
Smile all year long!

I want a profitable job
AND all year round so that completely jackpots,
Health to you and strength of mind,
And so that Piggy was good to you!

So that luck in the year of the Pig,
Like a clock - without a hitch,
So as not to get into a mess,
And lived to your heart's content!

Evaporate without a trace
Let problems and trouble
And let there be a year of Boars
Super class and even where!

To get some candy?
Your snow maiden is beautiful
But here it melted terribly,
After all, she did just a little luck,
When I read this congratulations.
Let her stay with us!
Don't move your mustache like that.
Everything will be fine with her.
Have another sip of vodka

So that the Boar-talisman
Put some money in my pocket
To make all dreams come true
He turned his year into a fairy tale!

All Saturdays and Sundays
Live without troubles and shocks,
So that health and income -
Above the roof - in Khryushkin's year!

I wish you so much fun
In order not to fall under the tree,
In order not to fall asleep in the salad,
Really roam!

To keep my head clear
And life has always been great!
More financial freedom
Love, warmth! And happy New Year!

Are you bored here without me a little,
But the road to you was very snowy,
But I came, today I am your Santa Claus,
And I brought you a booze for the holiday.
And I also have wishes for you,
So that there is no suffering on the first number,
Let's prepare mineral water in advance,
So as not to forget in the bustle of the park.

I wish you a New Year
Don't forget who lives where
Remember your own name
And stay unharmed

Do not drop honor and pride,
Don't dance without pants
Do not fall asleep under a lush spruce,
And get to bed!

Bag your problems
And forget to pick up later
In the New Year so that new theme -
In any condition!

Everything will work out, trust me
And don't think about anything else
Happiness is waiting for you at the door.
Happy New Year! Everything is a bundle!

Happy New Year to you guys
Try to drink less
Because very drunk
Nobody will love you.
We read you a poem
And we really trust you
After all, you are with us for the elders,
Well, we'll leave now.

How beautiful to congratulate relatives and friends

Yes, very easy! Take the presented congratulations from this collection! Choose and they will definitely cheer everyone up and charge you with positive. After all, the most relatives are our mothers, fathers, grandparents. There are also children, sisters, etc., also waiting for pleasant words from you.

yellow sun, yellow flowers,
With a little yellow stone of a yellow chain,
New yellow car
Yellow beach by the sea for the summer
Autumn yellow with maple leaf ...
And let the yellow pig pleases, daughter!

To catch - on a fishing rod,
To dreams - on a silver platter,
So that in banks - savings,
So that in the heart - chants,

To awards - on the chest,
And a successful year ahead!
So that the year is soft, like a feather bed,
And be on good terms with the Boar, son!

Let, grandmother, you
The Pig will clean up in the hut,
Let him cook in the kitchen:
Cuts, stews, fries, cooks!

Let him not doze and do not sleep,
And health will strengthen
So that the pressure is like in 20,
To "break away" in the club!

Don't be stingy with money
Shake, if you can't sleep,
Will buy novelties in the house and in the closet!
So that it was like this, the year of the Pig!

I wish for the New Year
Wine and vodka factory.
Two wagons of crumpled bucks,
Our money is three lemons.
Vacation for ten years
Over the hill to play tricks,
A yacht, a brand new Lexus,
A whole load of diamonds.
To all these gifts
Santa Claus brought you!
Happy New Year!

To hook luck
Hryachok caught for you,
After a hearty lunch
Laid to the side,

Healed from diseases
Handed a ticket to Bali
And nothing to you, grandpa,
So that in your year you do not upset!

To peace, goodness, peace
And wealth so that the river,
Sleep well and eat well
Listen to the nightingale in the spring
Relax by the sea in summer
Love the white light
To meet the generosity of autumn,
Don't get sick and don't get bored
Warm the soul in winter
And meet Piggy with a smile!

Tralee wali, tili tili.
We let the Pig into our house.
fed, sheltered,
Being insidious is forbidden!

They took a promise from her
Be exemplary, trali-wali,
A whole year to cherish-groom
And let us all love!

What if Santa Claus
Are you a little drunk tonight?
He gave gifts to everyone
So I drank on the way!
The beard hangs with a washcloth,
No Snow Maiden, no bag.
The staff is also very sorry ...
Slightly pissed off.
- How, Grandfather, you managed so,
Lose everything in the snowdrifts?!
- What of it ... After all, I managed
Happy New Year everyone!

Rest and beat the buckets
I wish you in the year of Piggy,
And at the same time so that the whole year
Grew, by leaps and bounds, income,

So that food, like in a restaurant,
To feel like in a novel
To SPA and manicure,
And haute couture clothes.

So that relatives should be shoulder to shoulder,
Without a smile so that not a day,
Money so that the tub is full
And so that Piggy grooms you!

Calm down, bro, Piggy is rushing towards us,
And, therefore, a chic life will be:
Wet in cups, dry in shoes
And a whole smile from ear to ear!

I wish my beloved sister
More cash in the Year of the Piggy
Cashless to also a lot
And Piggy the hostess to know!
To fulfill all the whims,
To fill your bath
Protected from ailments and troubles
And turned this year into paradise!

So that everything is on the ointment,
The enemy is in the mud,
In the Year of the Pig, rush straight to the goal
And don't slow down!

If science - so gnaw,
If the enemy - so strike
And myself the happiest
Imagine this year!

In the year of the Pig, I wish my beloved girlfriend,
So that the diamond gleams brightly in the ear,
So that the shoe sits stylishly on the leg,
And in winter time, no doubt boots,
All year hugged to cute with passion!
Health, love and great happiness!

Here comes the old year.
Let him take with him
All hardships and sorrows
Laughter in which they did not end
And creaky beds
Headache inappropriately
Debt payment time
Empty wallets
Greedy, slanderous customers,
unloved competitors,
Sticks that climb into the wheels,
From the brains of other prostheses,
That love that is unanswered
The snow that falls in summer
Cockroaches in the kitchen
Sparks that are already extinguished
Woodpeckers of those who hammer us,
Let him take with him ...
After all, the old year is gone.
Well, figs with him, let him go!
The new one is waiting for us at the gate.
What will he bring with him?
Unfortunately, we don't know now.
But, as before, we wish
In the new year we ourselves
From the sky a bright star
What will warm, not burn,
From the shelf a delicious pie,
Fulfillment of dreams,
Acquisition of new knowledge
Become wise, but do not grow old,
Slowly to be in time everywhere,
Pleasure in everything
Dark night, bright day,
In relaxation, in work,
Wherever we are - everywhere!
And love is big, huge,
Bright, passionate, tender, languid,
Both normal and not so common.
Also finish on time.
What started a long time ago
Go to the cinema many times
Finally get some sleep
Get away from the routine
Find new friends
Achieve goals faster
Safe adventures
Protect yourself early
Never fly
But soar, fly, fly!
And find out what happiness means
Loyalty, friendship and participation,
optimism, enthusiasm,
Wisdom, glory and orgasm.
In general, we do not need much
The main thing is to get better.
New Year, don't let me down!
The door is open - come in!

Poems with jokes for the New Year's Eve (corporate party)

If you want to surprise your colleagues or colleagues, then go ahead, take these jokes and read them to the music.

Let a smile from ear to ear
The hostess Piggy will give you.
Let it flow all year round in glasses
Whiskey, brandy, wine, mead...

Let there be no refusal to you,
So that everything and, of course, at once,
So that in the year of the wonderful Piggy
Every day you scream with ecstasy!

We wish you all a Happy New Year!
Salaries are higher for the people!
Good luck, miracle, inspiration!
Relax everyone, no regrets!

Let the boss give you all the attention
And you are a simple adoration!
Then from this wonderful caress,
Work will be just a fairy tale!

Fun, noise to the teams!
Expanse thoughts, prospects!
Let the team have fun.
And the corporate will flourish!

Take it with you in fig
All problems, Old year!
I want free traffic
Wine and Vodka Factory,
One hundred mobile phones around your neck
To appear cooler than everyone
Parabellum in a harness,
Hat - natural mex,
Two wagons of crumpled bucks,
Our money is three lemons,
Vacation for ten years
(Over the hillock to play tricks),
Versace lighter,
Dior towel,
Three-storey house in the country
And models full yard,
Yacht, new brand Lexus,
presidential plane,
It's a pity that all my gifts
Santa Claus won't deliver...

Take away the calendar
Boredom everyday.
We will plunge, as of old,
In a multi-day drunk!
Year goes bearded
Let's get serious!
Already drunk is knocking on the door
Cheerful Santa Claus!
Snowman in the cold
And having loaded the booze for the future,
He dragged in verse and prose
Soiled bag.
Frozen with excitement
We get out of the bag
Beads of dreams and inspiration
Bright joy of fur.
Gingerbread of yesterday's sadness
slightly hardened,
And more "cabbage" for everyone,
Just so as not to…
To all poets by sonnet,
All girls on earrings,
Baam - sweet candies,
Whiskey - strong men!
Children - new toys,
Festive tights!
The feast begins!
Happy New Year gentlemen!!!

Come celebrate the holiday
Let's lay a common table, we will congratulate,
Engage each other in warm conversation
Yes, and you can sing a song together in chorus,
You can break up with friends in earnest,
And then calm down the neighbors. Dudki!
It is unlikely that we wanted to sit quietly -
We really want to have fun, sing!
Look at us at the light, everyone,
We are glad to everyone who enters this door,
Smile, people - the New Year is now!

Happy New Year
And we wish from the bottom of our hearts
So that with happiness steamers
We have reached your harbors,
They creaked, they honked,
They puffed and arrived.
for you to unload them.
In the New Year's ringing hour,
To get in the basket
Happiness to each of you
At least for a small basket
Only for each of you
And this is the wish:
To just make up
I tried to cast shadows
On your ruddy appearance,
On the boundless serene,
For your healthy appearance.
So that by sea and land,
In reality, not in dreams,
Lucky ran to you
In high heels
On creaky, on melodious
On fun heels…

New Year's table is set:
Here is the champagne
There is cognac, wine and vodka,
And under a fur coat a herring.
And now my colleagues and I
Let's eat it all at once!

Cheers, guys!
Live long and richly.
Let the salary be
What you can't take on the tram.
Let the neighbor look with envy
Seeing your new moped.
And the enemy will bite his elbow,
Your wife seeing a fur coat.
This envy is alien to you,
You have everything you need!

The holiday is approaching wonderful!
We wish you a Happy New Year
To Santa Claus sober to you
Knocked at the gate!
Or the doorbell rang
Or a loud knock on the window...
Wish you succeed
This holiday is all the same!
To make the big table break
From food and all good things,
To sparkle with happiness
And the otkhodnyak did not torment!

The old year is gone.
Let him take with him:
ticklish moments
And dishonest competitors
Refrigerators are empty
And the tasks are not easy
Subscribers unavailable
Both problems and major disasters.
A new year, long-awaited
May all wishes come true!

Who is ready to hear now
Your New Year's horoscope?
Aries will not have empty pockets,
All year long he will chop cabbage.
Taurus won't get tired
He will plow for a whole year.
Gemini don't care at all
They will walk all year round.
Cancers don't want to get sick
They will warm their feet with a heating pad.
The lion will get better
He loves the fitness room.
Virgo will be fine
Not life, but solid chocolate!
And Libra, well, my!
Buy a new home.
And on the golden beach
Scorpio will become smoked.
And Sagittarius will surprise everyone
And the baby will be born.
Our Capricorn will change sex ...
Yes, which of the boards!
There will be a reason for joy
Aquarius has a new car!
And Pisces will be like pirates,
Take payroll debts!

Let's drink, gentlemen!
So that the New Year is not late.
So that he brings us miracles:
To have a fox on your shoulders,
And in the garage so that the Jaguar
Shiny, brand new.
And to the best model
She crawled into bed with you.
And so that the body is young
It's been like this forever!

I ask for a moment of attention
Not for a whim and not for service,
And for the purest wishes
For all who have gathered here together.

Let it be in the blizzard hours
Beautiful weather in my heart
Everything you wanted will come true.
Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!
And I hasten to wish you
Money so that with his arrival
There was nowhere to go.
New ups and downs,
To live a happy life
And everything for money
You will not be able to buy:
Laughter, joy, good luck,
True friendship and kindness,
sincere love hot
And warmth of the heart.

Funny congratulations from Santa Claus

The main guest who comes to this holiday, of course, is Santa or Frost. Everyone is waiting for him, because he brings gifts and also makes a speech, but what kind? And here, get acquainted:

Here I come to visit you -
You're drinking a hundred grams here!
I put a lot in a bag -
I'll give you some stuff.
I have money there, laughter,
Joy and success in business.
Enough here for you.
Santa Claus will show the class!

Time goes fast
Straight, straight... on New Year's Eve.
Faithful course, full speed, -
So what: Happy New Year!
You can't help but want it:
Be happy friends!

New Year! And in the frosty air
Magic and the expectation of miracles.
May today, this starry night,
Everyone who has gathered here will be happy.
All health, happiness and good luck,
Women - magical beauty,
Their husbands - dachas on the Red Sea,
Children - let dreams come true.
How much money? - so that it is enough
So work to sleep at night.
So that we (although there are a lot of us here),
A year later, they all met again!

Let the balm pour on the souls!
And in this turn, in this moment New Year's Eve
With all my heart I wish you
More good days - like today!
So that we do not hide our eyes from each other,
Don't get upset over trifles!
Let the cup be drunk - for us, -
Who would continue to meet so easily!

May the New Year enter your home
With hope, joy, love.
And bring with him a gift
Great happiness and health.
Let the snow fall on your shoulders
Glasses clink, stars shine,
And everyone believes
It's not too late to test yourself.
Let's celebrate friends!
It just can't be otherwise
Fate you bright and good
With all my heart I wish.

Happy New Year, winter holiday
I congratulate you with all my heart!
May this year be happy
Let there be no worries or troubles.
Let it be an unexpected dream
Let him be a friend called.
And this year will bring you
Wonderful juice and glorious honey.

I - real grandfather Freezing,
I brought you news
That the New Year is already on the way
And will be on your doorstep soon!
Are you waiting for a miracle? There will be a miracle!
After all, Santa Claus will not forget:
Everyone has a gift
Carefully packed in a bag
Tied up, packed brightly
After all, everyone is now waiting for a gift,
Miracles and fairy tales by January.
And this is all I give you!

In his workshop, in the hut,
I prepared New Year's
Three firecrackers, two crackers,
For the people to celebrate.
To everyone's joy - handfuls of laughter,
Plus a barrel of success
Scoop of big events
Five pinches of discovery
Hundreds of fairy tales in a child's dream,
Drops of friendship - a million
Grains of truth, kindness
And mental beauty.
Accept my gift
New Year, friends, meet!

Glass pattern on your window:
Here I am, Santa Claus ran through the breeze,
Let frost prick cheeks, ears, noses,
After all, my mittens stroke you.
I brought a bag of gifts under the spruce,
Let's all say: "Hurrah, Santa Claus!".
I congratulate you, my children,
Let evil ice not live in your hearts!
Great health, friends and warmth,
I tell you this, children, loving ...
A year has flown by unnoticed for us -
Your smiles made me rich.
I saw you again, I came to you again,
Through the storm and snow I found your Christmas tree,
We lit the fires, sang a song, friends -
Now it's time for me to go home!

I am a cheerful Santa Claus,
I brought you gifts.
I brought you a sea of ​​\u200b\u200blaughter,
A sea of ​​happiness and success!
Happy New Year,
And I wish you all
Long, long life in happiness
In vain do not grieve,
Much health, happiness to you,
And live without bad weather!

"Hello kids,
Girls and boys!
I brought you gifts:
foreign cars,
sweet pacifiers
Yes, mouse toys
Mice are tricky
Clockwork mice.
You sing me a song
Stand next to me
Everyone stand in a circle
Spin around the Christmas tree.
I'm glad to meet you
No wonder he was carrying toys.
Study well!”
Your Santa Claus.

Notes with wishes for the New Year

If you want to write phrases in a few words and do not know how to do it, now I will give you thoughts and ideas. It is interesting to play games, hide papers in a bag, and then bam and read out a prediction. We’ll talk about this later, but now, we read and choose:

• For the fishermen will come happy year- a fish delicatessen store will be opened in your house.
• Already in January you will hear a powerful explosion - your ill-wishers and envious people burst.
• You will be smart next year. One of your friends decided to give you an explanatory dictionary.
• In the new year, a barbaric attack will be made on you. Happiness and fortune are preparing to attack you. Resistance is futile.
• There seems to be a hindrance in your path, but the over-counterstay will do you good.
• A surge of strength will help you overcome everyday troubles.
• The moment has come to say goodbye to the old and meet the little known.
• Time, perseverance and humility are the three best doctors.
• Imaginary love will disturb the blood
• I wish not to grieve, loyal friends will come!
• We hear your happy laughter and welcome in high society!
• Work, trust and wait - your victory is ahead!
• Dawn will decorate your days, and they will become bright.

• If you stay overtime at work, your boss will give you a quarterly bonus.
• If you wake up at 6 am for the whole of 2019, you will not be late for the office.
• On the first day after New Year holidays, leave the house and look to the right - you will see brilliant prospects.
• How many chocolates you eat for the New Year - so many wishes will come true.
• In the new year, a lot of perky and interesting ... household chores await you.
• To be your head of production in the New Year - you will receive a wooden medal.
• In the New Year you will meet big love- kilogram for 130 - 150.
• Climbing the career ladder, do not forget that the higher you fly, the harder it is to fall.
• In the New Year, boldly storm new heights - you will succeed.
• Right after the holidays, sign up for a gym or swimming pool, otherwise you will be plump.

New Year's wishes-predictions on pieces of paper

Wow! Would you like to play this game! But in order for it to succeed, you need a magic box or bag and, of course, notes on which the prediction will be written. Every guest will be delighted! And you can arrange a real lottery. Cool!

• Open your heart of love this year.
• The family will give real support. Many new acquaintances are expected this year.
• It's time to relax and take up hobbies.
• This year you will find a lot of happiness.
• Fortune will answer yes to any question.
• Good luck in any endeavor.
• Happiness is somewhere nearby, turn around.
• A year of tears, but only from joy.
• You are going to travel to a new country.
• This year will change your life dramatically.
• Perhaps replenishment in the family this year.
• Career growth will be rapid and successful.
• Peace and tranquility in the family all year round.
• A romantic date will help you find mutual feelings.
• Any business is doomed to success.
• Traveling for the soul will give you the necessary rest and new impressions.
• Take risks and you will definitely win.
• This year will bring a promotion at work.
• The wish will come true in the middle of the year. This year will bring only happiness and success.
• Happiness is already at the door.
• Be attentive to your health.
• Listen to the advice of your intuition.
• People who are now nearby will help all year.
• The necessary meeting will take place very soon.
• Love smiles and waits in the wings.
• Luck in money matters.
• This year love will come to you, do not miss it.
• A very good year for starting your own business.

• The year will be filled with kindness for you. Kind heart will allow you to cope with even the most sophisticated intrigues. Share these feelings with others, get kindness in return. Some actions will strike you with their selflessness and change the structure of your values. As a result, you will be able to understand what is most important for you in this life.
• The year will be calm for you. So you want not to rush anywhere, enjoy communication with loved ones, meetings with friends. These opportunities will be in the coming year. Save up your strength, because the sea of ​​life always pleases with a storm after a calm.
• The year will be filled with love for you. Being the center of attention may be unusual, but others will often want to talk about their feelings. Do not be afraid of this attention. Love has never harmed anyone. She is able to overcome any obstacles, so there is no point in hiding her feelings either.
• The year will be great for you. A revolution in life will allow access to new resources. This will open up opportunities for the implementation of the plans and the fulfillment of the dream. What previously seemed inaccessible, suddenly appears in the hands.
• The year will be amazing for you. The success that will fall upon you, the cash flow and the abundance of new acquaintances will lead to a state of shock. Come to your senses and enjoy what the new year has in store for you.

• The year will be sweet for you. Life in chocolate is fraught with what you can get excess weight. Therefore, basking in your happiness, do not forget to look around in order to correct your behavior in time. It is better to remove unnecessarily sugary people from the environment so that they do not spoil the harmonious picture.
• The year will be harmonious for you. Surprisingly, the moment will finally come when there will be balance in all areas. You will be satisfied with everything that will happen at work, on the personal front and at home. People around you will notice how your eyes will glow in a new way.
• This year will be amazing for you. You have already lost the habit of what fate gives pleasant surprises. These are the ones she has in store for the coming year. Even those whom you seemed to know like the back of your hand will surprise you. Even from very adventurous offers this year it is better not to refuse.
• The year will be filled with fellowship for you. Even if earlier you did not like new acquaintances and frequent meetings, this year it will become the basis of your life. It is through communication that you will find new friends, partners or customers, and also find a new scope for your head.
• The year will be active for you. You like being in shape. Unlike others, your activity always has a clear rational basis. Take action to succeed: at work, at home, in business, in sports. Your activity will infect others, which will make the year rich in results.

• The year will be very fruitful for you. All projects and cases that were planned in the past will easily begin to be implemented. Maybe you didn't believe it yourself. Great success will be achieved on the personal front. Get a notebook to record all the good things that the coming year has in store for you.
• The year will be filled with surprises for you. All of them will be pleasant, so you should not be afraid of them. On the contrary, get ready for the fact that a complete reset in life may be required in order to enjoy the upcoming happiness.
• The year will be romantic for you. Open your heart to love and stop being afraid to be happy man. In return, you will receive a stream of tenderness that you have been dreaming about. Agree on romantic dates, arrange events and surprises for loved ones. Having found new meaning in life, everything else will return to normal immediately.
• This year will be amazing for you. Get ready that the results you get, success in business and vibrant relationships with loved ones can become the subject of envy. In order not to experience sad shocks from enemies, think over your protection in advance.
• The year will be different for you. You will discover hidden reserves in yourself, which will allow you to decide on the most insane actions. It's time to make the planned parachute jump or go rafting on the river, tell your loved one about how you want to meet old age together. Sometimes it will seem that everything around has changed. In fact, you yourself have changed and were able to open the doors to your happiness.
• The year will be unforgettable for you. You will not tell your grandchildren about him, but you will remember with pleasure in old age sitting by the fireplace. Bright relationship, unusual encounters, new discoveries and travels will leave an indelible mark on life history.
• The year will be dazzling for you. From bright events and colors sometimes you want to close your eyes. Enjoy what this year brings. Look around carefully so as not to miss the opportunity to find your happiness.
• The year will be good for you. All reasons to worry will remain in the past. Family and loved ones will delight, work colleagues will help in the new project. Money will be enough for both rest and investment in your future.
• The year will be very profitable for you. Not only new ones will rush to you cash flows, but there will also be proposals for profitable investment. Happy shopping will be a new car or a cozy apartment.
• The year will be filled with passion for you. You have been waiting for a long time for butterflies to flutter inside, and pleasant warmth spread through the body from touch loved one. A new surge of feelings can completely absorb you. Passion will open in work, where you want to achieve the goals outlined earlier.

Musical card with congratulations for the New Year in video format

I propose to turn on this video and make a musical break at home or at work, so to speak. Everyone will be delighted and happy to watch these videos.

Beautiful pictures with New Year wishes and congratulations (can be downloaded for free)

Well, in conclusion, as already by tradition, I give illustrations, or rather a selection of pictures that will become a lifesaver. Print and use as directed. Good luck!

Here is such a bright note turned out! I want you to definitely use it, take it to your browser bookmarks.

And by the way, I have a group in contact, join! Write comments, tell your stories. Bye everyone!

Best regards, Ekaterina